A Day In The Life

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You may be wondering -- what is a day like in the life of Franklin Duke Breshears? I present to you, on his behalf, a typical schedule.

5am: Wake up
5-5:15am: Play with feet in bed
5:15-6:30: Play with Mom while Dad sleeps. First floor mat, then progress to “the office”. Bottle.
6:30am: Dad takes over
6:30-8am: The office, swing, floor mat, crib. Repeat if necessary.
8am: “Breakfast” – fruit and oatmeal, bottle.
8:15-3pm: Office, swing, floor mat, crib, outside time. Bang sippy cup against other toys. Scream with delight. Many bottles. Listen to country music (Hank’s Place on XM – no “new” country!). Try to pet cats.
Sometime between 5am – 2pm: Poo
3pm: (Tues-Thurs) Dave leaves for work. Walk with Mom to Wooten or Brentwood Park. Swing. Stare at other children. Fall asleep during walk.
5-6pm: Outside time, read books, bathtime. Dinner – vegetable or fruit and oatmeal.
6-7:30pm: Scream and cry hysterically until falling asleep.
7:30-5: Sleep, awake every two - three hours to eat/scream.