3.02.2005

The Accumulated Wisdom of the Masses

They say experience is the best teacher, and no experience offers more lessons than parenthood. Here's your opportunity to share your wisdom with a most receptive audience. Here' s what we've got so far:

1. You will never sleep again.

2. You won't believe how much they shit.

3. Give up anything else, but not Pampers.

2 Comments:

Blogger MommaS said...

For Anna:

Right now, if it feels good, do it! Massage, food, drink (non-alcoholic), sleep, walk, whatever.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous frophead23 said...

how about "#4: govern with fear"

8:11 PM  

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